Yesterday I got a papercut that bled for over three hours.

I'm smooth.

I'm smooth.

That’s pretty much the only thing that’s happened since my last update.

Yeah right.

But that’s all you get.

I need to get srs, srsly.


  • Juicy D's

    This sounds like a cry for help.

  • Andrew Seely

    Best blog title ever…
    it rolls down stairs and over in pairs…

    2nd favorite – don’t wizz on the electric fence.

  • Joe

    you have man hands, are you a tranny?

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