me: AAH! i just saw my ex on congress. we were crossing the street, facing each other.
me: i was with liam
ams: did you say anything??
me: i was chatting with liam and looked up and said “oh, fuck me.”
ams: to your ex?
me: haha, he wishes. he walked by all fast and huffy.
ams: ahahahhahhaa. oh life is so hilarious.
ams: did he look cute? did you look cute? not that it matters, but it does.
me: …i was wearing my three keyboard cat moon shirt