This really happened

me: AAH! i just saw my ex on congress. we were crossing the street, facing each other. ams: shittttttttttt me: i was with liam ams: did you say anything?? me: i was chatting with liam and looked up and said "oh, fuck me." ams: to your ex? me: haha, he wishes. he walked by all fast and huffy. ams: ahahahhahhaa. oh life is so hilarious. ams: did he look cute? did you look cute? not